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- What do you call a white man surrounded by five blacks?

- Coach.
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- What do you call a white man surrounded by ten blacks?

- Quarterback.
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- What do you call a white man surrounded by three houndred
  blacks?

- Warden.
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Two little black girls were walking down a back street in southern
Alabama when they came across an old black woman sitting on her
front porch eating a watermelon, her feet propped on the
railing.
 "That woman ain't got no underwear on'" pointed out one of
 the girls to her friend. "Does that keep it any cooler?" she
 shouted up to the porch.
  "I don't know, chile," answered the old woman, "but it sho
 keeps the flies offa my watermelon."
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- What does the Klu Klux Klan call ten white guys beating on
  a black man?

- A fair fight.
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A farmer in the Deep South was out looking over his tobacco
fields when a bus full of blacks rounded a corner on the country
road too fast and rolled over on its side. Losing no time, the
farmer ran back to the barn for his pick and shovel, and proceeded
to start burying the bus.
Just as he was finishing up the job, a state police cruiser
arrived at the scene. "Say, didn't a bus fulla black folks
just go off the road around here?"
 "Yep," replied the farmer.
 "Well, where'd they get to?"
 "I buried 'em" was the answer.
 "Gee," said the trooper, "were they all dead?"
The farmer looked straight at the trooper and said, "Well,
some of 'em said they weren't, but you know how them niggers
lie."
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- Why do black people call white people "honkies"?

- That's the last noise they hear before the white people run
them over.
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- How was break-dancing invented?

- By black kids stealing hubcaps from moving cars.
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- What does the neon sign above Honest Joe's 24-hour Abortion
  Clinic say?

  YOU RAPE 'EM. WE SCRAPE 'EM.
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Souther politician: "I have nothing against blacks; I think
everyone should own one."
                                   
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- Why don't white men get black kids?

- They let the light in during the act.

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